Trevor

Trevor is an eternally optimistic human bard who proudly claims he is an 'entrepreneur' despite having never actually run a business or held a job. His charm is only eclipsed by his penchant for creating awkward situations, especially during social gatherings. Selectively banned from several taverns across town, each dismissal often comes with an outrageous story involving his ill-timed pickup lines, which are usually direct lifts from outdated internet memes. Trevor's dreams of stardom remain just that—dreams—because every performance he gives is either met with laughter or awkward silence.

With a treasure trove of stolen pickup lines, Trevor's bardic inspiration lies in his ability to make everyone uncomfortable, expertly showcasing why 'it's what my character would do' whenever he finds a way to narrate over others. He holds a unique sort of charisma that draws people in, though often for the wrong reasons.

Despite being a fixture of every D&D party's comic relief, Trevor is determined to prove that he can become the most famous bard, or at least the most infamous. He spends his days coming up with new ridiculous business models, formulating clever ways to market his unsolicited lute pics, and practicing his 'serious' performances in the mirror—though often he'll just end up cracking up at his own reflection, furthering his legend as the bard with the worst luck but best intentions.